Category Archives: Humor

The Cat in the Hat Neutered

The famous Cat in the Hat was caught yesterday roaming the streets of LaJolla, California, by LaJolla animal control. He was brought to the animal shelter, and since he had no tags and had been reported as a stray, he … Continue reading

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Vatican Building Nuclear Bomb

The United States government has announced that the Vatican is developing nuclear technology in prelude to building a nuclear bomb. The Vatican has denied the claim.  U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said that the information was accurate, and although … Continue reading

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Olive Oyl Hospitalized for Anorexia

Olive Oyl was hospitalized yesterday after a visit to psychiatrist Siegfried Roy, who determined that she suffered from anorexia nervosa. She was admitted to the Betty Boop Clinic, and is expected to be there for several weeks. Ms. Oyl was … Continue reading

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Historians Learn That Socrates Was Expelled From School

According to a document recently discovered at an obscure Italian monastery, when Socrates was a young boy he was expelled from school. The document was an ancient letter that had been preserved in a sealed urn, and dates from the … Continue reading

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Davy Crockett’s Last Song

The last song ever written by Davy Crockett has recently been uncovered in the attic of a relative of Susanna Hannig, a survivor of the Alamo.  Mrs. Hannig, whose first husband Almeron Dickinson died in that battle, was one of … Continue reading

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Scientists Claim Dinosaurs Tasted Like Chicken

Researchers at the University of Kentucky Fried Chicken, using the latest scientific technology and the most advanced genetic comparison techniques, have come to the conclusion that dinosaur meat probably tasted very much like chicken. However, these results have not been … Continue reading

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